Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That

Hello, there. 

Before you get all up in my grill for not posting for an eternity, you must understand:  

I’ve been dealing with some stress.  I haven’t been cooking. I haven’t been sleeping.  I’ve been working, and as we all  know:

 

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So , listen.  This post won’t be about food, or about dating.    It’s about you. Sort of.

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Roses are Red Every Day of the Year

So.  Valentine’s Day just happened.

 

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Herren, Damen and Other Shit

Yes, I know. It’s been a while since I posted.   Well, I’ve been busy. (Hold on for dear life, this post will be all over the place.)

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Fifty Shades of Tepid

I promised myself I wouldn’t do this.  I resisted for weeks.  Fought impulses, held internal debates with myself. 

It wasn’t pleasant.  But here I am.  I can’t contain myself any longer.

I have to say a few things about that insipid trilogy , Fifty Shades of Grey.  I’m sorry. 

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Hot Headed

I’ve been a little busy not gettin’ busy.

I’ve moved upward and onward into a sparkly new house … and , sadly, have not had a lot of time make my oven hot (not a euphemism).

I have been spending a lot of time in my own head for the last few weeks (months) – and, well, I know that there are those of you who would really like to spend some time in my, uh, head too, so, come, on. Take my hand.

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