Self-Love at Forty

Well, sure, we can talk about that, but I really didn’t mean self-love in the sense of, well, masturbation.  

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I’m *how* old?

Everyone I know who is forty years old or older tells me that one’s forties are the best decade of one’s life.  I want to tell you what I think about forty.

Even if I am only two weeks in.

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Une Americaine en Provence, Part Deux

My mom has a saying that I repeat often: Hunger is the best appetizer.

Know what is the second best appetizer? France.

image: alibaba.com

image: alibaba.com

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An American in Provence, Part I

Here’s what I like about Europeans:  Europeans leave me the hell alone.

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Stupid Girls Part I

I have to tell you, the show “Girls” stresses me out, drives me nuts, and I hate it.  But I can’t stop watching it. I absolutely hate it.

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